The "Bootleg Icon" Mr. Bean Vintage Rap Tee
Black / S
$21.50
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Move over, '90s hip-hop legends. There’s a new heavyweight champion of vintage streetwear.
You thought true swagger was about gold chains and Italian sports cars? Please. True swagger is a lime green British Leyland Mini, a hand-knitted brown teddy bear, and a facial expression that says, "I have absolutely no idea what's going on, but I am entirely in charge."
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's an aggressive, chaotic masterpiece. It takes the undisputed king of awkward British comedy and gives him the ultimate, unapologetic '90s bootleg rap tribute he truly deserves.
Why this shirt belongs in your daily rotation:
The Aesthetic: Heavily distressed and dripping with irony. It features the classic streetwear "floating god-head" background, dramatic purple lightning, and a metallic gradient font straight out of a 1996 flea market.
The Imagery: Catch Mr. Bean in his two most powerful moods: the knowing, slightly concerning smirk, and the fiercely protective "don't you dare touch Teddy" grimace. Plus, the legendary padlock-secured Mini makes a front-and-center appearance.
The Statement: The bold, metallic declaration of "MR. BEAN FUCKS." It is a guaranteed double-take generator and the ultimate icebreaker.
The Vibe: Pure, unadulterated, chaotic confidence.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in sudden urges to strap an armchair to the roof of your car or aggressively navigate department store sales. Proceed with absolute dominance.
Would you like me to whip up some unhinged Instagram captions to help you launch this masterpiece?
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The "Bootleg Icon" Mr. Bean Vintage Rap Tee
$21.50
You thought true swagger was about gold chains and Italian sports cars? Please. True swagger is a lime green British Leyland Mini, a hand-knitted brown teddy bear, and a facial expression that says, "I have absolutely no idea what's going on, but I am entirely in charge."
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's an aggressive, chaotic masterpiece. It takes the undisputed king of awkward British comedy and gives him the ultimate, unapologetic '90s bootleg rap tribute he truly deserves.
Why this shirt belongs in your daily rotation:
The Aesthetic: Heavily distressed and dripping with irony. It features the classic streetwear "floating god-head" background, dramatic purple lightning, and a metallic gradient font straight out of a 1996 flea market.
The Imagery: Catch Mr. Bean in his two most powerful moods: the knowing, slightly concerning smirk, and the fiercely protective "don't you dare touch Teddy" grimace. Plus, the legendary padlock-secured Mini makes a front-and-center appearance.
The Statement: The bold, metallic declaration of "MR. BEAN FUCKS." It is a guaranteed double-take generator and the ultimate icebreaker.
The Vibe: Pure, unadulterated, chaotic confidence.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in sudden urges to strap an armchair to the roof of your car or aggressively navigate department store sales. Proceed with absolute dominance.
Would you like me to whip up some unhinged Instagram captions to help you launch this masterpiece?
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
